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Jingle Bells-- Halo 3 Style

by ~LadyLaconia, Nov 22, 2010, 6:46:26 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

Riding on a 'hog
Plowing through the fray
O'er hills we go
Fragging all the way
Needles 'round us ping
Making our shields bright
What fun it is to shoot and sing
Our slaying song tonight!

Jingle bells, Prophet smells
Jackal laid an egg
Hunter got annoyed at him
And tore off his leg
Jingle bells, shot gun shells
Hope it never ends
Oh what fun it is to fight
And kill all of your friends!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon the Arbiter
Was seated by my side
The Warthog it was jacked
And then we both got shot
We plowed into a mass of Grunts
And then we got upsot!

Oh, jingle bells, Johnson yells
Throw all your grenades
Flood is gonna kill us all
In many gruesome ways
Jingle bells, though I fell
I'll respawn again
Oh what fun it is to fight
And kill all of your friends!

Jingle Bells-- Halo 3 Styleby ~LadyLaconia

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I DARE SOMEONE TO SING THIS AT CHRISTMAS! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! AH HA HA!
This is what happens when you mix Christmas carols with Halo. It's insane, I tell ya, but soooo much fun to come up with.
I actually posted a version of this on my old account, but since I just deleted that, I'm posting it on here.

These lyrics are by me and my crazy little Halo-crack-addicted brain!

(I was gonna do a Reach version but couldn't think of anything funny that rhymed, so I stuck with Halo 3

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love 7 7

joy 6 6

wow 4 4

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~Spartan-so23 May 9, 2013

I still get a kick out of this...

~SapphiresFrost Jan 1, 2013

Dude, I have to stop laughing. This is fantastic!!! XD

~sonamysuperlover1 Dec 9, 2012

That Is So Funny.

~artfulravensong Nov 29, 2012 Artist

Most epic thing ever

!mnlt Nov 3, 2012

I already made another song, as well. it too was based upon halo 3, but the carol is the 12 days of christmas. Or, should i say, the 12 days of halo christmas!

~Phantom8139 Sep 4, 2012

Nice

~Kirra-Uchiha Aug 31, 2012

Omg i think i will

~The-Last-Wimbleton Jul 14, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I love this... someone needs to actually put this into audio.

~Automan217 Jul 7, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

LOL XD LOVE IT!!!

~xXxshadowsneakxXx May 17, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

lol that's so funny and creative and oh so true

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